Monday, March 17, 2008

Happy St. Patrick's

Dear St. Patrick,
I hope you’re enjoying your big day. I wanted to stop and thank you for my favorite Irish things. You’ll be surprised to find me not mention Guinness.
1. Hard Cider- I wish they would dye this green and sell it for $2 instead of beer. (Is this Irish or English?)
2. Red Hair- I admire this so much I dye my own hair. My soul twin Jeremiah had red hair and so does Brian. I believe it conveys special powers.
3. Potatoes. Baked with broccoli and cheese.
4. U2.
5. While I don’t like those whiny, tense Celtic women, I do enjoy your livelier tunes.
6. Bread Pudding.
7. Green happy hour specials. (I imbibed a lime jello shot this evening in lieu of car bomb).

Blowing kisses to all my Irish friends today!!!

3 comments:

Didi said...

I didn't know you loved cider! That is the *only* alcoholic drink that I actually like, I mean really like!

Hazel Cade said...

I think Woodchuck was the official beverage of Boer Bennink!

Suz. said...

I think hard cider hails from northern France -- could be wrong on that, but that's my guess. Best I had was outside of Paris. NExt to that is Britain's Woodpecker and Strongbow. :)