Handy Who?

This evening was full of foreign words less truss, caulking, supports, closing, broker fee. Aren't you bored just reading that? I had my house inspection and tried to look eager and interested. The explanations of things I could fix left me wanting to say, "Now you just write that down for the person I hire to do the actual work." I officially checked out when my well-meaning brother-in-law began on a list of tools I might want to own. It's just wrong to think of a wrench set under the category of "want."

I guess some guys feel the same way when people suggest they might want more tools for their kitchen than a microwave and grill. As if I would ever think to use that...