
My most recent quest has been to find an exterminator. If getting bitten by spiders gave you super powers, I assure you I would be Wonder Woman by now. I don't see them, but they sneak into my bedroom each night and leave their fanged marks. The man who came out to hunt them said the 2 least reassuring things possible, "let's check for bedbugs" and "you had the biggest wolf spider I've ever seen in your crawl space."
But now I'm sitting here at the coffee shop just a few blocks from my house listening to open mike night. An old guy with long, curly hair is singing an Emmylou Harris cover. Beautiful. I'll take downtown life with the spiders and all.
But now I'm sitting here at the coffee shop just a few blocks from my house listening to open mike night. An old guy with long, curly hair is singing an Emmylou Harris cover. Beautiful. I'll take downtown life with the spiders and all.
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