Monday, July 6, 2009

High School Flashback


I was with my date tonight hoping he wouldn't notice my post humidity in Texas acne. He was covering his mouth hoping I wouldn't notice any food stuck in his braces. Yes, I am still living the life the rest of you lived when you were 15. Awesome. Just add in the REO Speedwagon soundtrack.

What does it mean when someone keeps checking you out (eyes southward) in the middle of a date? What does it mean when they end a date with a one-armed hug? Please teen magazine, unravel the mysteries of my life.

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