White Glue is chaperoning the prom tomorrow and hasn't gotten all worked up about what to wear and feeling old. I had to remind of the bonuses of being right where she is in life. Her husband date won't barf on her or hit on other girls. There will be no awkward posing in front of the fireplace or uncomfortable up-do with bobby pins impaled in her scalp.
If all else fails, I thought she'd feel better playing prom night bingo. Find:
1. The boy whose mom obviously helped with his hair.
2. Date that look most uncomfortable with each other.
3. Guy who obviously wants to dance but doesn't know how, so just sways conservatively.
4. Girl who needs safety pins to hold dress together.
5. Drunkest date and disgusted partner.
6. Sluttiest dancers.
7. Most elaborate up-do.
Should be a good time. I'm opting out this year.
1 comment:
you are one of the most funny people i know. i appreciate your humor!
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