internship

There are a few situations right now in my life I would love to control. The role reversal in a relationship that I think would make things more fun. The email sent without a question mark that I want to create an answer for (which might sap all of the comfort out of it). Trying not to be a control freak is taking an incredible amount of self-observance. It is not like me at all to keep slinking through open doors instead of knocking on closed ones.

I think I need to become someone's intern who is good at living this way. Wanted: someone stalker tolerant to teach type B personality traits. Must love strangers and remember to smile at them and their dogs and children. Sexy, yet modest dresser. Goes to bars, dances and drinks without looking like the fool they are. Non-reactive but nicely and gently honest. I could make them coffee and take their clothes to the dry cleaners. Sound fair?

p.s. I took The Office personality test and came out closest to Ryan.