Ad for Scooter

Tonight I went out with Scooter, who arrived with a red rose in hand and took me to a nice Italian restaurant. He was very nice, and I just like Scout too much to be interested. He tells me he goes to my church, so I feel I should advertise him. SWM—loves film, wine and opera. Good with troubled youth. Collects Irish china. Parents own vast property in Montana. I would love to introduce any interested parties.