False advertising

I was out shopping today and decided I needed to buy something more artistic looking to go out with the artist tomorrow. Scooter makes documentaries and has a creative writing degree, so I can’t arrive looking conventional. Similarly with Scout, the Green Beret, I feel the need to look slightly rugged, like I could climb a mountain at a moment’s notice. Is this false advertising? I feel like I’m going up on the auction block and trying to appeal to the right audience. Legend already underbid by a wide margin.