I want to be a pastor's wife

I tried for 2 days to make a hair appointment with Emilee- a true find in that she was affordable and interesting to listen to. She let me make faces when she attacked me with hairspray and told good stories about making costumes for anime conventions. Unfortunately after navigating my way through the kiosk ghetto in the mall to make an in-person appointment, I was met with an empty, barred-up storefront.

Not knowing how to search for Emilee, I crossed the hall and the caste level to the trendy hair place close by. I knew I would pay twice as much and that my hair person would be a vacant clone with a lot of makeup and hair that in no way resembled anything nature would produce. I now have a very precise cut that only took an hour and 20 minutes. I prolonged the process by asking her to cut out a place for me to see through in the layers framing my face. I’m practical and value peripheral vision.

The struggle was the small talk. She’s a shopper. That’s pretty much her only hobby. In honor of her, I wanted to send along a shopping link: http://www.larknews.com/february_2008/secondary.php?page=3
I’m pretty sure your friends have everything they need EXCEPT an, “I want to be a pastor’s wife t-shirt.” Enjoy.