fat and happy

I spent a brutal 45 minutes this morning with the trainer my gym provided for 2 free sessions with my membership. I think I prefaced the answers to all of her questions with, “I know this is the wrong answer but…” Then she got a little miffed when I requested doing upper body instead of lower as I think exercises like lunges that make it hurt to walk or jog are counter-productive. She doesn’t get my logic. I saw White Glue after that and told her as my arms still shook that I was reconsidering the goal of being thin and gorgeous to instead pursue being fat and happy. One should always end trainer sessions with the opportunity to see the look of approval and acceptance in a friend’s eyes.