White Glue asks, “Is there a hair color requirement to get into my 1st block class?”
I answer: all new additions will have hair color that resembles nothing allotted by nature, multiple piercing, criminal record, issues with males in authority. Students will be assessed on ability to cut a straight line, draw a monkey, and choose the color glitter that best corresponds with a specific color marker.
This was my clearest thinking of the day. After work I visited the thrift store to work on my Ugly Betty costume. Big find—a silky paisley blouse that ties into a bow at the collar with matching sweater vest. The thrift stores may be onto this costume idea because ponchos were suspiciously overpriced. Big hint—save poncho shopping for next year
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Did I tell you that I met a guy in Castle Rock for coffee? We had been talking; he's a chef, yadda, yadda. When I arrived he had a gift for me - nice. Unfortunately, he was wearing an army fatigue cartoon shirt - uhh... And surprisingly, he was only separated from his wife - uhh...
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