Monday

I knew it was Monday when my alarm clock came as a total surprise at 5:00 a.m. Monday was confirmed when I looked in the mirror and discovered a huge zit on my chin. On a Monday morning it's not funny when Care Bear says, "I think you're nice no matter what people say." Try that on a Friday. There was endless jogging on a cursed treadmill that seemed not to be adding mileage. Then my hot sauce packet that exploded onto the nice lady's jacket at the soccer game. It's time to put on the pink fuzzy slippers and climb into a book.